Devil's workshop

 

R: I'm off to work. What are your plans for the day?
K: Attend the workshop
R: Which one are you talking about?
K: The Devil's workshop !

Difference in the World

 

K: Compared to my friends, I made a difference in the world!
R: You of all? What difference did you make?
K: Time-zone difference... All my friends are in the West-coast and I'm in the East-coast

Keyboards

 

R: Keyboards dirtier than Toilets..says a study
K: Now, YOU don't ask me where I drink water from

Instant Weight Loss

 

R: Currently I'm 200 pounds, I am planning to lose 10 pounds by the end of the month
K: Good !
K: Why are you checking your weight again?
R: They say well begun is half done. I'm checking if I all ready lost 5 pounds