Dallas Cowboys Playoffs

In Other News: Blasted by the Media for their playoffs exit, Dallas Cowboys fingerpoint to the vulnerable Texan Bush

Pakistan Media

In Other News: In a desperate attempt, Pakistan Media blames India for Global Warming

Obama Weekly National Address

In Other News: Obama talks about building better biceps in his weekly National address

$350 Billion Bailout

In Other News: Key Congressman says a significant chunk of the second $350 billion bailout package will be used to research UFOs and The Bermuda Triangle

Vista - Xp

In Other News: In a last ditch effort, Microsoft releases an update that renames Xp to Vista

Dow Jones Index

In Other News: Dow Jones Index diagnosed with Mad Dow disease

Amateur Thief

IN OTHER NEWS: AMATEUR THIEF STEALS NEIGHBOUR’S CAR, PARKS IN THE SAME SPOT

2012 Republican Ticket

In Other News: Sarah Palin/Joe the Plumber looking forward to the Republican ticket in 2012

Obama Vs Santa

IN OTHER NEWS: POLLS FIND OBAMA MUCH AWAITED THAN SANTA CLAUS THIS YEAR, GIVEN THE ECONOMY

Confession Bush

IN OTHER NEWS: CHURCHES TO ACCEPT CONFESSIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT VOTING FOR BUSH

Blagojevich - Illinois Senate Seat

IN OTHER NEWS: BLAGOJEVIC’S LAWYERS CLAIM NO WRONGDOING, SAY HE PLANNED TO DECLARE THE ILLINOIS SENATE SEAT IN HIS 2008 TAX RETURNS

Frontal Vs Side Effects

IN OTHER NEWS: ERECTION PILL CLAIMS FRONTAL EFFECTS OVERWEIGH THE SIDE EFFECTS

Big Three Auto Makers

In Other News: THE BIG THREE AUTO CHIEFS COMMIT TO PAY TAX ON THEIR $1 ANNUAL SALARIES, IN RETURN FOR TAX PAYERS $34 BILLION

Dow Jones

In Other News: Dow Jones officially renamed to Down Jones Index

Zardari meets Rice

In Other News: Pakistan President Zardari meets Condoleezza Rice, asks about Sarah Palin

Spelling Bee

In Other News - Spelling Bee winner rejects trophy after finding his name misspelt