Burglar Fails

In Other News: Disheartened burglar flees house empty-handed after failing to strangle the household with cordless phone

In Other News - Police capture "Invisible Man"

IN OTHER NEWS: Police Claim they captured the "Invisible Man": Declare that the crime rate will drop down drastically

In Other News - Man Sues Himself

In Other News - Man Sues himself after tripping over his own feet

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Viewers unable to decide what was more disturbing in the video: Sarah Palin's talk at the front or the bird slaughter at the back

Porcupine - Monday Morning

Oh Boy! For you everyday is a bad-hair day

Wall-e at Wall Street

Investment banking - Wall-e at Wall Street New York